How to conquer [Source Unknown. The sad humor is just in how often this applies, Ed.]2. Comply with her wishes
3. Smile at her
4. Favor her likings
5. Snuggle up to her
6. Handle her with full honors
7. Love her with all your heart and all your soul
8. Kiss her ardently
9. Take heed of what she says
10. Overwhelm her with attention
11. Excite her
12. Console her
13. Clasp her in your arms
14. Protect her
15. Spend money on her
16. Satisfy her sexually
17. Wine and dine her
18. Make her self-confident
19. Be concerned about her
20. Load her with jewels
21. Keep close to her
22. Caress her
23. Always sustain her
2. Cook
3. Iron
